Backpacking as a SHTF Preparedness Technique?

I like the outdoors, hence the name “Ranger”. I like mountains, and . . . . I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung. Ummm sorry about that meaningless tangent, I got caught in the rhythm, the rhyme, the feeble attempts to make you laugh and earn a dime. Lyrics complements of Sir Mix-A-Lot. Where was I? Yes, I like the outdoors, mountains, and SHTF subject matter. Add